ENERGIZING BAY 04

DANGER — HAZARDOUS VOLTAGE — UNIT IN MOTION

NOBODY UNPLUGGED HIM.

Charged eight hours underground. Left the bay at full output. The cable is still attached. So is the building.

BUY $CHRGBULL READ THE INCIDENT
SERIAL NO.

Energized. This is the only serial. Check it character by character against pump.fun before you connect anything — every other address claiming to be him is a cable to nowhere.

FIG. 1 — UNIT AT FULL CAPACITY · TETHER ATTACHED

GRID LOAD PRICE—— MARKET CAP—— 24H—— VOLUME 24H—— METER WARMING UP — NOT YET ON THE GRID
BUS480 V DRAW1000 A HIDE TEMP61°C HORN OUTPUTMAX GROUNDNOT DETECTED SESSION08:00:00 — ONGOING
02 · CAUTION — LIVE BAY 04 — AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY

THE PLUG THAT
WON'T STAY IN

He is already at one hundred percent. Nothing here needs charging. The only job on this shift is holding the connector in.

STATUS CONNECTED

Retention nominal. Do not walk away.

CONNECTOR SEATED104 mm
0 mmMAX 104 mm
STATION DRAGGED
0.0m
BEST HOLD — 0.0 s
  • TENSION0.0 kN
  • PLATENOMINAL
  • OPERATORDISENGAGED
  • GRIP100%

NOTE — RETENTION CANNOT BE RESTORED TO 100%. THE CONNECTOR HAS NEVER ONCE STAYED IN. THIS IS NOT A DEFECT.

03 · NOTICE REPORT 0403 — SUBLEVEL 2 — POWER STATION EAST

WHAT HAPPENED
IN BAY 04

  1. 20:00

    He was brought in for a routine top-up. Eight hours on the cable, standard procedure. The floor was wet, the strips were humming, and nothing in the paperwork suggested a problem.

  2. 03:58

    Over the intercom, the Black Bull told him to charge forward.

    He misunderstood. He had been misunderstanding it for eight hours.

  3. 04:00

    The fourth bar turned green. The horns came up so bright the tunnel cameras washed out.

  4. 04:01

    The engineers did what the manual says to do at full capacity, which is open the gate.

  5. 04:01

    Nobody unplugged him.

  6. 04:02

    He went down the tunnel at full output, took the cable with him, and took the charging station attached to the cable. Concrete, anchors, pedestal, all of it.

  7. NOW

    It cleared the gate. It cleared the street. Sightings continue. He is still running. Battery still 100%.

The Charged Bull running down a neon tunnel, dragging the charging station behind him
FIG. 2 — TUNNEL CAMERA 7, 04:02:11. STATION VISIBLE IN FRAME.
04 · NOTICE EQUIPMENT NAMEPLATE — DO NOT REMOVE

RATED
SPECIFICATIONS

TOTAL SUPPLY1,000,000,000

One billion units. Set at the factory and welded shut.

MINT AUTHORITYREVOKED

Standard pump.fun issuance — the authority to print more was destroyed when the token was created. Nobody can add a unit.

LIQUIDITYBURNED ON GRADUATION

Pump.fun burns the pool when the bonding curve completes. Until it does, check the curve — do not take our word for it.

TAX — BUY / SELL0% / 0%

No meter on the wall. Nobody is reading your usage.

LAUNCHFAIR — PUMP.FUN

No presale, no allocation, no reserved bag. Everyone gets shocked at the same time.

DUTY CYCLECONTINUOUS

Rated for uninterrupted operation. Not rated for stopping.

05 · NOTICE STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE — FOUR STEPS

OPERATING
PROCEDURE

  1. 01

    FIT PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT

    Install a Solana wallet. Phantom or Solflare. This is your insulated glove.

  2. 02

    ENERGIZE THE WALLET

    Fund it with SOL. Nothing on this network moves without current.

  3. 03

    MAKE THE CONNECTION

    Open pump.fun or Jupiter, paste the serial, exchange SOL for $CHRGBULL. Confirm.

  4. 04

    DO NOT UNPLUG

    That is the whole operating instruction. It is a joke, not advice — buy, sell or leave entirely as you see fit.

VERIFY THE SERIAL BEFORE EVERY CONNECTION. THERE IS ONE BULL. THERE ARE MANY CABLES.

06 · CAUTION MAINTENANCE SCHEDULE — REV 1 — SUPERSEDES NOTHING

SERVICE
SCHEDULE

PHASE 1

COLD START

LOAD 25%
  • Launch on pump.fun. No presale, no reserve.
  • Liquidity burned, mint authority revoked, paperwork filed.
  • First sightings logged by the community.
PHASE 2

LOAD TEST

LOAD 50%
  • Listings, chart, and a functioning tunnel of holders.
  • Sticker sheets, a sound pack, and a siren nobody asked for.
  • The local grid begins to notice the draw.
PHASE 3

GRID EVENT

LOAD 75%
  • CEX contact. Rolling brownouts in three districts, unrelated, allegedly.
  • He crosses a border still attached to municipal property.
  • The utility company issues a statement. It does not help.
PHASE 4

ORBITAL

LOAD 100%
  • Cable reaches full extension. The city does not.
  • The charging station leaves the atmosphere, still cabled, still charging.
  • He is still running. Battery still 100%. Closed as "ongoing".
07 · WARNING HAZARD ADVISORY — READ BEFORE APPROACH

KNOWN
HAZARDS

Is he safe?

No. He complies with nothing. Stand two metres back and remove anything metal.

Why is he still plugged in?

The shift ended. The bull did not.

What is the utility?

Roughly 480 volts.

Is there a team?

There were engineers. Their badges were recovered near the gate.

Can I unplug him?

There is a socket at the bottom of this page. We advise against it. You will press it.

NIGHT SHIFT — POSITIONS OPEN

RUN ALONGSIDE HIM

We can't stop him. We can keep pace and post about it.

FIELD REPORTS — X LOAD MONITOR — CHART